CUERNITOS DE FRESA ENERO 2014


Gracias por seguir enviando estas barbaridades. Me he quedado sin palabras. Hace mucho que no voy a un evento metalero y me da curiosidad saber si se sigue haciendo la señal de los cuernos o ya mejor se la han dejado a la banda fresa que la aplica para todo.

He recibido un poco de “odio velado” por estas fotos. Pero miren, siempre les he pedido que tomen en cuenta lo siguiente: Si ustedes están en alguna de estas fotos y no agüantan vara, BASTA con que me pidan que quite la foto y lo haré con gusto.

Ahora, yo no ando por la vida tomándoles fotos. Son sus amigos y conocidos quienes las envían. De repente me topo a alguien diciendo: “Pinche WARpig, hijo de su pinche madre” y no es por mi encanto natural sino porque llegaron a salir en un de estas PINCHÍSIMAS fotos.

Bueno, preparen su bolsita para el vómito y MÁNDENME FOTOS DE USTEDES VIENDO ESTAS MADRES.

  • La fresa, el fresa, cuernitos. Ya ni dan ganas de explicar:

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  • La belleza natural de las morras estropeada por una señal fuera de lugar. ¡¡¡Quiéranse más!!!

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  • Simplemente digamos que… nunca falta. De las tres morras ¿saben cuál quiso la foto? NINGUNA.

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  • Los peores cuernos de fresa son los sonrientes:

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  • ¿Satanic Caifanes? Hablen con él. Ya le tomaron la foto, ¿no?. Ya hablen con él. Díganle la verdad:

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  • No se me ocurre ningún comentario. Lo primero que vino a mi mente fue “PINCHE GENTE, ME CAE’…”.

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  • Más cuernitos sonrientes. Reitero: Yo no tomo estas fotos.

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  • No le digan nada. No le digan nada. Dejenle así.

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  • El ya clásico y muy desafortunado “Cuernito de fresa con lengua”. Ni es sexy, ni es chistoso. ¿Tú te reíste?

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  • ¿Guapa proctologa mostrando como se examina la prostata y con qué dedos?. No. Solo una guapa fresa haciendo los cuernitos “pus nomás” porque puede y porque no están prohibidos.

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  • Listo para debutar como locutor en cualquier estación de pop-bailable. Hace cuernos, es fresa, peinado ridiculo: “¿Si? ¿Por cuál votas?”.

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  • “Ya está grande, maestra”.

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13 Comments

  • Dr. Wagner
    January 21, 2014 at 4:29 pm

    No eres un Maese, eres “EL MAESE”. Jajajaja! Muero de risa!

  • Wicked World
    January 23, 2014 at 1:11 am

    que pedo wirpil, te vi en el concierto de Mötorhead que fue hace no más de un año, además no creo que no hayas asistido al de Black Sabbath, así que realmente no tiene tanto que no vas a un concierto metalero, a menos que o bien para ti “mucho” sea unos cuantos meses o bien que no consideres un cartel que incluya a bandas como Anthrax, Testament, Suicidal Tendencies o Megadeth como un evento metalero….. en fin, por si acaso te informaré: sí, los metaleros continúan haciendo los cuernitos.

  • el pior es nada
    January 29, 2014 at 1:49 pm

    en el de black sabbath si hubo cuernos, aunque ya con tantas etiquetas no se si sigan considerandola una “banda de metal” ya ves que nunca falta el pinche true mamon que dice ” no mames we te dices metalero y no sabes que sabbath es stoner….”

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    February 18, 2014 at 2:31 am

    Chale ya falta verte en un concierto metalero no?

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