PURA PINCHE PAJA


A mi izquierda está Yuna dormitando. No duerme profundamente porque de vez en cuando pasa una niña que odia y a la cual le ladra como si quisiera arrancarle las piernas. A mi derecha una revista de hace un año abierta en una página donde el Capitán Beefheart me ve fijamente con esos pinches ojos de toro loco y tiene su mano derecha extendida y abierta. Me recuerda mucho a cuando recién murió y soñé con él bien chingón.

En el stereo suena el disco más reciente de Mothership que inicia con un viaje sonoro muy chido, sin voces y de tan solo 3 minutos. La producción es superior al promedio de bandas de stoner ó hard rock pero pocas rolas después pasa lo que mas temías: se convierte en un pinche disco promedio más. Mediocre. Contrario a lo que pudieras pensar, hay muchas bandas de doom-metal que me aburren un chingo, sobretodo con esas pinches rolas larguísimas de puro pinche ruido y nada. Es decír, si no eres un genio musical, tus improvisaciones son pura mamada. Pura chingadera. Pura pinche paja.

Pero bueno, si a ún músico promedio le díces eso se encabrona. No les digan. Lleven la fiesta en paz. Hoy en día decír la verdad es peligroso: Te quedas los sábados por la noche, solo con tus perros, oyendo música que sólo a ti te gusta, esperando a que tu mujer regrese de uno de esos odiosos compromisos sociales, con la esperanza de cenar algo rico y leer algo que realmente no te deje dormir. O cenar algo que no te deje dormir y leer algo rico. Lo que ocurra primero.

Por cierto ¿Quieren ver un video chingón? Aquí se los dejo. Y claro, unas fotitos.
Saludos.

Parametric Expression
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